Trailer Park Elves
Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams.
A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.
Torn from his mundane life on Earth, Colton Winchester could be that man. With a heart of gold, boots of steel, and a great big wrench, Colton will soon become the ultimate . . . Trailer Park Manager.
Trailer Park Elves is a hilarious slice-of-life fusion of fantasy, household maintenance, and low-stakes adventure. If you liked Isekai Emperor, you’ll find more of the same goodness in this spiritual successor.
ebook and audiobook
Trailer Park Elves 2
Colton Winchester is master of the trailer park, but all is not well.
Decades of neglect by the previous manager have left him with a long list of quests and repairs, and a restive population of milfs who demand his. . . . attentions.
As dangers loom from within and without, Colton must navigate an increasingly complex array of new relationships and unexpected flavors, and make a critical decision about just how much he enjoys fried chicken.
In this sequel to the Award Winning Trailer Park Elves expect more of everything you loved in the first: slice-of-life, low-stakes adventure, hilarious LitRPG powers, and enough love to make you think Valentines has come again (but just for you).
ebook and audiobook
Trailer Park Elves 3
There's a lot that goes into managing a trailer park, especially one caught between the Earth and the Fae Wilds. Thankfully, the residents of Enchanted Garden Villas have Colton Winchester to protect them.
Colton has discovered a plot to manufacture and export illegal booze, and he needs to get to the bottom of it. At the same time, a group of savage and unpredictable mercenaries have infiltrated the park, potentially endangering all he holds dear.
Desperately tired of drama, Colton is forced to navigate death-defying danger, unhinged rivalries, and the growing needs of his ever-expanding crew of girlfriends. Truly, Trailer Park Elves 3 is the most harrowing, intense entry in the series!
Trailer Park Elves 4
Tensions in the trailer park have reached an all-time high. Between Mrs. McGillicuddy's determination to defeat Jolene the Wasp Queen at her own game, and a Tablet Wielding assassin, Colton has his hands more than full.
Thankfully, he has a solution: hold a Zone Faire.
After seizing an opportunity to deliver fun, entertainment, and distraction to the residents, Colton also hopes to find new ways to expand and upgrade the trailer park. With a mixture of games, friendly competition, and absolutely zero drama, Colton will finally be able to focus on what really matters—
—wait. There's monster trucks? And a joust? And a wedding?!
Yeah. Okay. This one is even more bonkers than the last one.
Trailer Park Elves 5
With the Thunderdome behind them, Colton Winchester and his girlfriends can focus on what really matters: Throwing the most trailer-park of all trailer park weddings.
Starting with a not-at-all-tasteless bachelorette party.
Yet no sooner have the girls gotten things underway than the park's oil drilling crew breaks into a mysterious dungeon, one that may have roots in the Fae Wilds' ancient past.
As Colton assembles the ultimate delve team – at least, the most ultimate a trailer park can manage – the new showrunner for the Gerry Spriggan Show voices her intent to transform his wedding into a live-streamed extravaganza.
And what Vannah Vahn Tramp wants, she gets. At least according to her.
It's a trailer park. You didn't expect the drama to end with the last book, did you?
Trailer Park Elves 6
Everything is different now.
A nearby Protection Zone needs to merge with a stronger community, and Colton Winchester faces the most difficult decision of his life: Should a newly married man with three wives and a cat-girl-succubus sidekick take on the responsibility of caring for even more people?
Expanding the Enchanted Garden Villas to include more territory will allow him to bring in more refugees – but at what cost?
When Vannah Vahn Tramp approaches him with an idea, his instinct is to refuse her out of hand. But her chaos magic offers solutions for too many problems to simply turn down.
The problem is, Colton and his crew know nothing about wrestling. Good thing they have access to plenty of training videos and spandex.
Let the WRASTLING COMMENCE!